This is a scatalogical collection of stories relating to unfortunate arse accidents. Its intention is to be funny… If you’re in any way offended by shit jokes or have a delicate stomach then please do not read the stories – and welcome to the internet!

Similarly if you’re some kind of sexual deviant then you’re probably not going to find what you’re looking for on here. Google has let you down again.

I hope you enjoy, or at the very least sympathise with the stories included here. If you have any stories to add then please get in touch.